A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
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by AIC420 January 2, 2009
Get the Jerry Cantrell mug.A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
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Get the Cantona mug.Jerry Cantrell, guitarist for Alice In Chains.one of the most inovative guitarists of the 90's. This man is a guitar God. Some Brutal riffage has come from this man.
by Kaz October 4, 2004
Get the jerry cantrell mug.one who is given to excessive singing; one who sings at the drop of a hat; one for whom song is a predominant form of self-expression.
My friend, Julie, is a cantomaniac - every time I go to her house, I can hear her singing before I get to the door!
by Lynn K. Edisen January 23, 2009
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