yogi camouflage

When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.

She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!

by Dat Dude Jonny September 6, 2022

armpit camouflage

When you use an axe/old spice deodorant spray instead of showering in the morning.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Camouflage snuggly

A typical snuggly with pockets, floor length, Camouflage in color.

I wish I had a new Camouflage snuggly.

by Bubba Duke November 13, 2016

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT August 31, 2015

Canoga Park Camouflage

When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)

"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."

by Mike Lima February 16, 2015

hi-tech camouflage tank

Lost by the army because it was too camouflaged.
Appears in Plague Inc. as a news headline.

"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"

by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021