Canadian Calzone

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.

Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.

by Pee Bubble September 5, 2010

Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

calzone stacker

Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.

I couldn't find the wet spot, so I pulled a calzone stacker on her and got out of there.

by Tikkanen November 29, 2006

calzone

A great texturer and modeler, always thinks he sucks but in truth he pwnz j00.

by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.

Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?

by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009

California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it

During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there

by JShay00 November 14, 2013

calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.

Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!

by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015