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Bill Calvert

One of the most finest EDL members loves a Stella can’t keep of the booze. Goes down to dover with Tommy Robinson and John Calvert gets black out drunk and beats up people with any colour on there skin. Sadly still lives with his mum Clare
Bill Calvert Been down the boozer playing darts again
by Bill EDL Calvert June 19, 2021
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caveypuss

A caveypuss is one who avoids social activities, instead favoring retreating to their cave-like room to drink expensive beer alone, play RPG games on high end computers, eat munchies, and generally be moody and reclusive.

The plural of caveypuss is caviepi, and it has been observed that caviepi generally enjoy hoppy ales and salty, crunchy snacks.

Caviepi are not necessarily reclusive gaming-nerd types by nature, but occasionally fall prey to the desire to sit around in the dark, killing Draugs and unraveling the mysteries of Temerian politics in a drunken daze.
Bitchtits - "Yo let's go drink expensive beer together and attack my pusillanimous room-mate with knives! It'll be a blast!"
Caveypuss - "I'm not sure...I think I'm just going to go play wizard instead. I got all this chex mix and Red Seal Ale...see..and..."
Bitchtits - "Why are you being such a caveypuss? I bet you have a high end gaming computer, too, you caveypuss you!"
Caveypuss - "...."
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sex calves

noun. sing. 'Sex calf'

Soreness and cramping in the lower, anterior compartment of the leg. Sex calves are often induced by excessive hooking up or strenuous sex positions and may manifest for days after the event.
Ex. "Dude, I have killer sex calves today.... I need some Ibuprofene"
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Calvert County-tastic

an adjective referring to an individual that has characteristics of the stereotypical Calvert County local.
One who is Calvert County-tastic may for example where something camo out in public at least once or twice a week, own a confederate flag, or shoot, kill, and proceed to eat emu.
by C.C resident (not for long) January 16, 2011
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Canvey blowjob

The stereotype that females residing in Canvey Island, Essex offer fellatio with little hesitation.
Guy 1 "Saul went Canvey on Friday"
Guy 2"CANVEY BLOWJOBS!"
Guy 1 "DO DO DA DO"
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Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.
Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves
by Shmot dog October 15, 2012
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Calved

Broken. Failed while in use.
The engine calved.
by Fondamytruck December 9, 2008
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