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Calliphony

CALLIPHONY: The melodious and harmonious sounds - manifested inextricably within the collectively blissful embodiment of pregnantly joyful euphony.

CALLIPHONY is the as of yet uncoined and obviously absent opposite of the well known adjective CACOPHONY, (which is currently notably lacking in any other accurately or articulately quotable antithesis).

ORIGIN of CALLI-PHONY: Roots come from the Greek words CALLI and CACO, meaning 'Beautiful' and 'Ugly' when used to preface the nouns in following examples, be appended hither & thither-to.

Opposite: CACO-PHONY
They entered the chamber to final embrace,
At a patently perfect and pertinent pace,
All created completed and cultured around,
A divinely and oddly indelible sound,
Now a totally manifest audible hit,
It's exquisitely carved of incredible shit,
It's a sound that we've claimed,
Supersonically named -
And collectively
Now
Call...
CALLIPHONY!

Definition: C A L L I P H O N Y !
Opposite: CACO-PHONY

As exampled by:

CALLI-PYGIAN & CACO-PYGIAN - Having beautifully or distastefully shaped buttocks.

As in: "The Callipygian Call-Girl fared financially superiorly to her disproportionately buxom-less, and only very recently blonder CacoPygian counterpart".

CALLI-GRAPHY & CACO-GRAPHY Beautiful and visually distasteful Handwriting).

As in: His beautiful and painstakingly penned Ancient Celtic CALLIGRAPHY brought as much joy and light into the classroom as her unattractive scrawls and CACOGRAPHICAL scribblings took from it.
by FractalGod June 21, 2011
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Flesh Collision

The act of one's thighs/belly/ass-cheeks ramming against their partner's body parts during intercourse, producing a loud smacking sound.

Also synonymous with high five.
The flesh collision of my girlfriend's ass cheeks and my thighs kept our room-mate up all night.

Flesh collision, bro! *High-five*
by DatAxe October 22, 2014
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Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.
"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"
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Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.
Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?
by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017
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cellusional

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.
I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.
by DSCO September 4, 2010
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callisto

the dude everyone keeps getting mugs for
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dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.
I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions
by Pocket Change November 18, 2011
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