calipatriot

a person who loves, supports, and defends the state of california with excessive and vicious intensity.

Any attempt to undermine the awesomeness of california, or imply that California, its laws, or its people are flawed is taken as a deep personal insult.

otherwise known as a california patriot.

me: Those crazy Californian people are always passin' some new law and trying to reform the whole damn country. what is it with them?

Rita: hey! fuck you man. california is the best state that ever existed, and if you say anything like that again i will tear all of your hair out!!!!

me: woah. sorry, i didnt realize you were such a hardcore calipatriot.

by silverback0233 July 25, 2010

Califallnia

A comical reference to the lack of weather changes in California, playing up to the beautiful year round weather enjoyed on the golden coast.

It sure feels like Califallnia weather today. Califallnia is in the air.

by Style_likeamother November 5, 2020

Califasturbation

Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.

"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."

by Forton Smork June 5, 2023

califashorn

A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

by Califashorn February 24, 2025

califashorn

A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

by Califashorn February 24, 2025

califashorn

A taco that’s stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. It’s a very popular dish with Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon for them to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have these available for some of their more regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from

by Califashorn February 24, 2025