cacocallia

The paradoxical state of being really ugly but you are sexually attractive.

"Do you like him ?"
"No, He's so ugly ,but I crave him so badly , I want him to fuck me hard ."
"So he's cacocallia?"
"YES PERFECT WORD"

by hollistergirl January 24, 2014

Cacodactylographic

- adjective; bad typing, especially on a computer; full of grammatical errors, misspellings and misused punctuation.
cacography, bad handwriting from caco- bad + -graphy writing Latin -graphia, from Greek -graphiā, from graphein, to write; Indo-European root gerbh

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dactylography - noun; touch-typing dactyl- A finger, toe, or similar part or structure; a digit. Middle English dactil, from Latin dactylus, from Greek daktulos, finger, toe, dactyl (the three syllables of a dactyl being likened to the three phalanges of a finger ). + -graphy writing. The more common meaning for dactylography is fingerprint identification)

“His postings on the online bulletin board were so cacodactylographic as to be frequently amphibolous and on occasion nearly unreadable.”

by Frabjous March 18, 2015

Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.

Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.

by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016

cacotto

very liquid and fast pooping.

Bro can you go out today? No, bro, I have cacotto

by SickDenn March 24, 2020

cactail

when you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( you may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail the other day when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 4, 2005

cactaur

Green cactus like creature found in deserts. Often run away, or just use 1000 needles that will kill you and your party.

Good thing I had a phioniex downs on had when the cactaur use 1000 needles on us.

by Phil the azn April 13, 2004

Big Cacona

The reward you give to your female in sexual activity for pleasuring you. This reward includes your "Car" in her "Garage" before you get "Happy", then you try to get as "Happy" as possible and fast as possible till her "Garage" has to stretch and you leave a big old glob of "mayonnaise" to fill the "Garage". Scientists suggest to repeat this for extra pleasure to the woman. You might even get her to say "Big Cacona"! Once she says this, you are "THE MAN".

Last night my girl gave me a nice blow, so for a gift for doing this, I did the job of the Big Cacona!

by Rock Rockington March 25, 2009