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phantom buttfucker 

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
phantom buttfucker by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

buttwucket 

Someone who is annoying or acting irrationally.
"Choppy stop, don't be such a buttwucket!"
buttwucket by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016

buttfuckery 

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.
John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

Daffy Buttfucker 

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.
Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.
Daffy Buttfucker by Fuinernel February 25, 2010

buttfucker 

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?
That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.
buttfucker by ArcticFox January 3, 2004

Buttzucked 

When you get in trouble from Facebook for posting a comment or picture, due to its algorithms, rather than being reported by another user.
“Damn! My comment on that post got me banned!”

Haha! You got buttzucked!!”
Buttzucked by Nic5ki August 16, 2019