Bus Stopped

An alarmingly high level of intoxication, such that despite being dressed in a business suit, the individual sleeps outside at an urban area bus stop. In many instances the individual will awaken the next day with unexplained pain, bruises, and short term memory lapses.

My friend drank so heavily last evening, he got Bus Stopped.

Michael was Bus Stopped last weekend.

You better control your drinking, or you may get Bus Stopped.

by Phins1372 December 24, 2010

bus surfing

the art of keeping your balance while standing on an erraticly moving bus

instead of crashing into the waves, you crash into people while bus surfing

by rhcpfanlady August 23, 2008

bus stop neighbor

a person living in close proximity to you(i.e. 2-4 streets away), which would make it easy to identify him/her as a neighbor, yet too far away to be an ACTUAL neighbor.

The name refers to the fact that everyone who is zoned for your bus stop lives within a couple of streets from you.

Bola: Yoooo, I live right next to him !
Lauren: really? is that your neighbor
Bola: well kinda..more like a bus stop neighbor..he lives three streets down.
Lauren: Ah, I gotcha.

by bolaaa April 27, 2010

School Bus Surfing

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.

The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.

by Jay by the C January 16, 2007

Bus Seat Orgasm

The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.

Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Bus Slag

A promiscuous individual who, upon the look out for dirt cheap sex, takes his date home on the bus: a defining term for the sleaziest, most common and thrifty avenues for obtaining sex.

"Harry is such a Bus Slag, I saw him taking a brassy blonde home via the 505 to South Oxhey in the early hours."

by Brashy407 February 28, 2010

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.

Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.

by The Doode October 23, 2008