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Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009
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Inverted Burka

Getting a BJ while the chick is laying on her back. You mount facing her feet, cock in mouth, sack on her eyeballs. Combination of a BJ and Arabian Goggles.
The other night I was doing an Inverted Burka. It took awhile to bust because the chick's beak kept stabbing me in the taint.
by chachmaster420 May 28, 2011
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Go shove an i-phone in your burka

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"
by trqqd May 24, 2011
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Burkalicious

I got this thing that looks like Burkalicious on my lips
by Billy Willy Silly February 22, 2009
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burka

A loss of bowel control due to continuous sessions of anal penetration.
Oh my god, elliott gave me a burka last night!

Nolan: Mitch what is a burka like?
Mitch: Wanna find out?
Nolan: FUCK YES!
Mitch R: Can I join?
Nolan: FUCK YES!
by KHAGJHA October 30, 2007
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burkanish

An urge to put a bag over one's head!
She was so embarrassed she felt desperately burkanish.
by Pingomac February 4, 2010
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Burka Feminist

A feminist who cannot tolerate any form of sexuality, even if a woman is dressed quite modestly or chooses to dress or act sexy by her own free will.
You don't like that I'm free to wear whatever I want even if its risque? Sorry, I didn't realize you were a burka feminist.
by everythingannoysme April 30, 2014
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