bonjowdy

A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.

"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."

by Meepless in Seattle September 11, 2018

bungo stray dogs tik tokers

a derogatory term used to describe the god forsaken fandom of bungo stray dogs right here ON TIKTOK now

Person 1: Ugh I’m so sick of those bungo stray dogs tik tokers! always destroying my farm

Person 2 (a secret bungo stray dogs tik toker retired): m-m-s-senapi I need to tell you somethingz...

by enemiestoloversslowburnchuuya March 21, 2021

Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

Bacon Banjo

A Bacon and fried Egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.

As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.

As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.

This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.

It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.

by Superjustin March 17, 2009

banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING

banjo kazooie is beastly

by lord woo woo fak fak October 16, 2008

Flesh Banjo

When a guy masturbates with one hand while tickling his balls and ass with the other hand, making himself look like a hillbilly playing the banjo!

What's junior doin' over there, did he join a band? No, he's just playin' the flesh banjo again!!

by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014

Banjo

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

by Banjo Brad January 3, 2011