Bumvarner

1. A person who avoids responsibility.
2. The act of being lazy.
3. rejected by social groups.

I cant believe Frank did that, he is such a bumvarner today.

by Marcus_Matt_2008 April 17, 2008

bumgarner

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

by greatjorge October 29, 2014

bumtart

a tart that is most-definitely made out of bum. (this refers to a gluteus maximus made into a pastry). it taste like lose.

you, good sir are A BUMTART, and i shall not speak with you.

by Baffle-boy January 5, 2010

bumarse

Bum arse or ass is used when something is dirty or useless

Boy: You cant have my soda

Girl: I dont need yo bumarse soda

by grunjoo April 14, 2006

bumbard

1. To attack a bum vigorously or persistently.

2. To attack vigorously or persistently with a bum.

Bobo really bumbarded that hot chick on the dance floor.

by HumaneAnimal October 6, 2017

bumtrinket

A useless cling-on, an idiot. See git.

She is such a total bumtrinket.
(referring to an idiot friend who won't leave)

by Beverly Kupf August 2, 2003

Bumptard

Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.

"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"

by Telltale November 28, 2006