Bummer

When getting a handjob or blowjob you also get a finger in your bum.

WHOA a finger in my ass.... what a bummer!

by RuZilla October 24, 2009

BUMMER

A bummer lamb is an orphaned baby sheep that has to be fed with formula from a bottle. When you call someone by their name and add bummer, it means they don't like crowds and prefer to stay much to themselves.

The silly bummer won't go to the football game because of the crowds.

Christy bummer rather watch old movies on netflix than go to the theater, wait in long lines of people, and have to sit by strangers.

by Zoie Blue January 4, 2009

Bummer

getting a blowjob from a female bum

Mang I ain't had but 5 bucks on me so I had to settle for a bummer.

by R-B-G May 6, 2009

Bummer

A blow-job from a homeless chick. A combination of bum and hummer.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you were seen in an alley with State-Street Stacy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she gave me a bummer in exchange for a KFC famous bowl.

by The Mosquito May 5, 2009

Bummer

A hummer performed by a homeless person

I was walking through the alley and convinced the toothless lady begging for change outside the bar to give me a bummer. Only cost me $5, best $5 I ever spent

by SpywareAgen7 May 26, 2009

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

dog bummer

dogu bummer is a rare Japanese game series on PS3 and Dreamcast. In it you play a avatar called Greek Darran who's sole mission is to bum dogs under a strict timescale.

Dogu Bummer 2 is the best in the series, you get to play as the dogs as well as Greek Darran. Greek Darran be bear Dog Bummer. You get me?

by LynClarke December 4, 2012