brunette 

1. The best kind of woman.
2. The hottest woman.
3. The sexiest woman.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is a brunette.

brunette by Tito Ortiz's Fat Head September 18, 2009

brunette 

A dark haired female.

Blondes may have more fun, but at least brunettes can read.

brunette by Brown_Haired_Beauty February 19, 2008

brunette 

A female that will generally be more attractive, more intelligent, more compassionate, more fun to be around, etc., that a blonde. Brunettes are sexier and more exotic than blondes, because brunettes are rarer. I think it's really sad that a lot of people (mostly blondes) think they're prettier, when pretty much every guy I know thinks brunettes are way hotter, because we are. This isn't arrogance. It's scientifically proven.

Guy #1: Whoa, check out that smoking brunette.
Guy #2: Yeah, she's really hot. And she's smart and funny, too. Man, I wish I could date a brunette. All blondes are stupid sluts and whores.
Guy #1: Yeah, man.

brunette by MontanaLuv<3babygrl January 16, 2008

Brunette 

A lovely brown hair shade, commonly associated with intelligence. Some brunettes think just because they have this hair colour, that they're smarter than the blondes and redheads out there. Guess what? You aren't.

Brunette 1 : Lookie, it's Felicity!
Brunette 2: What a stupid blonde!
Brunette 1: And her friend, Fern, that stupid strawberry blonde!
Blonde: Guess what?

Brunette 1 : I don't care because I got a 95% on the math test!
Blonde + strawberry blonde: Good job! Ooh, and we got perfect! Wanna have some crisps to celebrate?
Brunettes: Screw you guys!

Brunette by Strawberry Blonde person January 23, 2011

brunette 

1. me!
2. an attractive male or female with brown hair who is intelligent and has wayyyy more fun than a blonde

1. wow vanessa, your one hott brunette!
2. that brunette ova there is a studd!!

brunette by Vanessa <3 March 18, 2004

brunette 

What ALL (adult) celebrities naturally are- fact!

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, all the Spice Girls, etc, could go on forever.

Even all the "blonde" guy celebrities are naturally brunette (though guy are commonly called brunet). Jesse McCartney, Aaron Carter, those two kids from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, etc.

However, note that many kids have blonde hair that darkens with age. The Olsen twins naturally had blonde hair at one point.

brunette by sorrysauce August 3, 2007

Brunette 

Girls with dark hair.

Judging by the definitions here, brunettes seem insecure. They slag blondes off and say that they're better than them. Definately a sign of insecurity and jealousy. No hair colour is better than any other. Fucks sake!

Stop judging people by their hair colour and get a fuckin' life! No hair colour's sexier than any other so get over it.

Brunette by computer says no May 19, 2005