brokedick

Applies to all things incapable of "getting it up" to the quality you deserve. This including anything and anyone too ghetto or too dysfunctional to perform. Like an actual broke dick, these experiences can be disappointing, embarrassing, or downright painful.

My brokedick oven doesn't even have temperature settings. Shit's a glorified Easy Bake oven.

Her car is so brokedick that it only has a cassette player, but the system is bumpin with the screech of brakes and hiss of the engine.

He is so brokedick he takes his batteries out of the smoke alarm to put in his pager.

by THE BARKER October 3, 2012

Bruke

For sure the coolest and funniest person you will ever meet, who also gives great hugs.

"I love Bruke with all my heart"
"Who doesn't?"

by Imnotusingmyrealname October 8, 2012

brukiedon

Umm... Just a really hot guy. He is smart, funny, and has a great sense of humor. He's a stud that is confident and reliable. He loves and treasures females. Oh did I mention that he's really hot?

I wish I was a brukiedon

by nachodude09 November 23, 2021

getting bruced

The action of getting dicked by forty dudes.

man I went back to hanger 77 and thought I was going to have fun, but I ended up getting Bruced.

by Alltheway!!! June 25, 2018

broked

Derived from 'broke'.

A word often used by children which will sometimes carry on into adulthood in those who are not corrected.

"Mommy, I broked my favowite toy! Wiww yew buy me a new one?"

by Dan "Jp" October 10, 2004

bukedomogo

South African slang for a gangsta who wears different coloured socks.

Yo, check out that bukedomogo over there by the bar.

by Serminigo May 12, 2006

Burked it

When an accident prone or klutzy individual spills something, makes a mess, or causes themselves mild pain or injury.

He really burked it when he spilled coffee all over his cubicle wall.

Or

You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.

by Oatmeal Afficianado August 15, 2011