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Browsing Pace

The lower speed of masturbation used whilst browsing pornography on the internet. This form of masturbation is purposely done at a slower pace to maintain an erection, while avoiding any unwanted ejaculation. The normal speed of masturbation is restored once the user selects a desired video clip.
Eric: Sometimes it takes me 20 minutes to pick out a video clip on a porn site. I either lose my erection or blow my load looking at thumbnails.

Peter: Not a problem with me, I adopt a 'Browsing Pace' so neither of those two things happen.
by pedigree86 February 21, 2019
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T Browsing

by jbjdawg21 June 28, 2009
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private browsing

"What's the point of private browsing when you've got me waiting at home?"
"Variety."
by jonlaundromat November 16, 2017
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put the bowstring up your pipehole

a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole
by Sexydimma January 19, 2015
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BREWERING

BREWERING ( Bru- er -ing) 1)noun - To elevate one's level of coolness to a point where almost everyone around you is envious of your rugged good looks, Adonis-like physique and ability to trick any 1st year university student to believe you are 24.

2)verb - 'to be BREWERED'( bru - erd ) - To reek the benefits during the presence of ones company and hanging on the coat tails of greatness to the point where you might gain attention or notoriety by simply being in the same room as said, Brewer.
A classic example of 'Brewering' is Justin Timberlake.

Andy Samberg has been 'Brewered' by Mr. J.T. multiple times over the last number of years See 'Mother Lovers' and so was all other members of N'Sync before that.
by Unknown Scribe February 12, 2010
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Brookering

The stimulation of a female's clitorus with the use of 2 or less fingers and which is not followed by sexual intercourse.
Brookering is the art of say pulling a female on a weekend and giving her some stimulation but then not sealing the deal that night or on any subsequent occassion.
by Ginger Pigeon October 23, 2011
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