Bronk

That dude(person) that does something that is stupid that it’s funny

“Bro he did something so bronk last night I couldn’t belive it”

by Dakoda October 18, 2023

bronk

The undefined anger one might feel upon seeing something cool. Similar to the Tagalog term gigil, the undefined urge towards violence one might feel upon seeing something cute.

"That's fucking bronk dude."
"She always has the most bronk ideas!"

by s_th January 1, 2023

bronk

bad

your puff died? thats bronk af

by izzi801 December 12, 2020

bronk

its Brooke but a annoying piece of shit.

Fuck you bronk.

by devishsparky October 27, 2020

Bronk

when men have sex and the condom breaks and they don't know whether to say bonk or bruh

"JOHNNY! THE CONDOM BROKE!"
"bronk."

by PartEikooc January 2, 2021

Bronk

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.

Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.

I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.

by Tonk Power May 14, 2021

La bronk

When you get into a calisthenics crow posting and have your partner get underneath you and Insert your dick into whatever preferred hole and then she or he tries to buck you off well you try to say on top

Me and my wife tried the la bronk last night

by Carnivorous Cactus January 5, 2026