Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015

Bromoto

A mixed alcoholic beverage with a simple juice, gatorade, or whatever is in your fridge

"Dude where are you?" on the phone
"Inside making a bromoto"
"Can you make me one? i'm tryna get fucked up"
" Yeah, lemon lime gatorade? "
"for sure"

by juj7 November 22, 2015

Bromophobe

some one who is bromophobic (will avoid plans with the bros to spend time with his girlfriend, or be against certain bro interactions )

Scenario 1
Bro 1 - should we ask Ben if he wants to come out with the boys tonight
Bro 2 - Nah bro, haven't you heard, ever since hes started seeing that chick hes become a real bromophobe

Scenario 2

Bro 1 - *Hugs Bro 2*
Bro 3 - that was gay

Bro 2 - whoa, dont need to be so bromophobic

by Bepis the Boy May 29, 2019

bromo-dragonfly

An extremely potent psychedelic hallucinogenic drug related to the phenethylamine family.
The toxicity of Bromo-DragonFLY appears to be fairly high for humans when taken in doses above the therapeutic range, with reports of at least five deaths believed to have resulted from Bromo-DragonFLY reported in Norway, Sweden, Denmark and the United States. Laboratory testing has confirmed that in October 2009, a batch of Bromo-Dragonfly was distributed, mislabeled as the related compound 2C-B-FLY, which is around 20x less potent than BDF by weight. This mistake is believed to have contributed to several lethal overdoses and additional hospitalizations. The batch implicated in these deaths also contained significant synthesis impurities, which may have contributed to the toxicity.

Guy 1: I bought some 2C-B-FLY on the internet, cant wait for it to arrive!
Guy 2: Be really careful, it might not be 2C-B-FLY but

bromo-dragonfly which is much stronger and active at very lower doses than 2C-B-FLY! Get that shit tested or you might just end up hospitalized or even dead!!!!!

by Duncan79 December 12, 2009

Bromophobic

A person who is creeped out by another's bromance.

When I told John I was a big GSP fan, he got all creeped out. I had no idea he was bromophobic.

by Nate LaVelle August 11, 2011

Bromotional

When two guys who consider eachother "bros" try to get emotional with eachother without being "gay". Getting "Bromotional" usually leads to long akward moments and even more akward man hugs.

Here is an example of two guys being bromotional:
Josh: What wrong dude, you've been acting like, bitchy all night
Jack: Me and Sarah broke up man
Josh: Oh dude. im sorry
Jack: I thought she was the one
Josh: Yeah dude, she sucked your dick
Jack: I really loved her
Josh: Dude, you always got your bros man
Jack: Yeah I know
Josh: You always got your bros, you'll go from girl to girl, but you always got your bros
Jack: I love you man
Josh: Me too, but I'm not gay
Jack: Dude, I know
Josh: Yeah, sorry
(They man hug. Josh then lightly punches Jack on the shoulder to show that he's not gay)

by Timduckling September 24, 2007

bromode

See definition of 'curlbro'.

Somebody who only works out his arms and neglects everything else. Unproportional/Unaesthetic fitness people whose main goal is to impress others with their big arms. These people are in full-on bromode.

John: You know what I like about all those bromodes in our gym? The power-rack is usually empty. No waiting time when you want to do squats!
Jim: Yeah man, gotta love them curlbros.

5 minutes later

Jim: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T DO MY SQUATS BECAUSE ONE OF THEM BROMODE ASSHOLES IS USING THE SQUAT RACK FOR HIS INCLINE CURLS.
John: I CAN'T DO BENCHPRESS BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING CURLBRO SITTING ON THE FUCKING BENCH DOING CONCENTRATION CURLS, WAT THE FUK MAN.
Jim: FUUUUUUUUU

by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010