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Brotein

A word used to describe a scenario where one bro helps another bro mix a protein shake in which the other bro otherwise could not mix himself
Two bro's are racing down the highway at 120 km/h... windows down. The bro driving asks the other bro to mix him some pro and the bro sitting shotgun generously obliges, concerned that his bro may be becoming catabolic. The two bro's share a brotein moment in which they each dummy at least a 30g serving of protein
by Hickerr September 4, 2011
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brolina

A female version of the bro/broham/broseidon. A woman that likes to kick it with fellow bro's/broham's/broseidon's and/or other brolina's She enjoys action films, chugging beer, and dislikes drinking wine while crying over popcorn. She laughs in the face of ovulation.
What's up Brolina, Do you want to sneak into the Notebook.
by BroofAllBro October 8, 2016
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Brolling

Getting head from a person while they roll you a blunt at the same time.
She is totally brolling me ....#creater vinniebeatz.com
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brotein

The powder supplement that is taken to increase muscle size, decrease penis size, and make you an instant douchebag.
Little timmy cant hit the gym and get his swell on without his brotein!
by Nik P. February 8, 2008
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Brolen

A Brolen is a person who likes to laugh crazily for no damn reason while playing video games. These people are great friends though! Brolen is pronounced Brol-in not Bro-lin
Stop Brolen you're letting them enter the base
by ThePandaFromCanada November 12, 2014
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BROTEIN SHAKE

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"
by Scrotum Slayer August 22, 2020
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Brotein

Any protein consumed by the dudes at the gym for the sole purpose of bulking.
Yeah, put some peanut butter and whey in that smoothie - need more brotein!
by Filosopher November 16, 2017
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