brocoli

The green stuff you never wanted to eat.

Eat your brocoli Timmy, it will make you big and strong like hulk hogan.

by Hulktasticly Hogan December 1, 2015

brocolli

The stuff your parents force you to eat.

Mother: Have some brocolli, dear.
Kid: Eeeew, no thanks.
Mother: It's good for you!
Kid: ..it tastes like trees.

by glossedhorror August 31, 2006

broccolini

Very fancy weed that you might buy in Seattle

“I went to Seattle and this guy sold me some broccolini”

by Heckheckheckheckheck March 13, 2018

chocolate brocolli

It is when a man or woman has their ass licked and blows ass fragments on to the rim polishers tongue resembling broccoli

dude this chic was licking my ass last night and i busted chocolate brocolli

by bj from hartford citay September 27, 2011

lap brocolli

female genitalia (see moose-knuckle or camel toe) and surrounding decor ranging from stubble to full blown house plant.

He munched her lap brocolli while she moaned ecstatically.

by Teri DelVecchio September 16, 2003

soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!

Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.

by fairly john wright April 27, 2008

brocolli head

adj. a vegetarian with a particularly rampant fetish for brocolli fuelled by a true lack of meat. Usually under the impression that being vegetarian is some kind of revolutionary life choice.

"you tree hugging brocolli heads had better off my land or i shall strike you down with a slab of meat marinated in sheeps blood, boiled in the blended remains of a chicken and seasoned with smoked pigs anus!"

by Nick Williams August 16, 2006