IF SHE BREATHES

SHES A THOT

“Yo I swear man,if she breathes.....”

by ThatOneThug December 10, 2018

Don't breathe this

This comes from the will it blend videos starring Tom Dickenson. Following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like...

Glass smoke- don't breathe this

iPod smoke- don't breathe this

magnet smoke- don't breathe this

by cheeseflambe April 17, 2010

Cheeto Breathe

Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips

Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!

by SlopNChop May 5, 2017

breaded like bimbo

when a person has money or is on a payroll

also considered to be a person who has so much money he has some to lend

michael: yu got money?
luis: bro, im breaded like bimbo..of course i do.!

by Luis Muhh-Fuckinn' Sandoval April 26, 2011

take a breather

a short rest; relax for a few minutes

I'm gonna take a breather after working so hard.

by Phillip Barton April 4, 2006

Vag breathe

Having sex so your vagina airs out.

"Girl, you need to get laid and let your vag breathe"

by bobbybaboso July 19, 2009

Mouth breather

General term for a fucking idiot.

Usually seen with a blank stare on their face, mouth slightly agape, and possibly a little bit of drool coming out.

The new temp workers we got are a bunch of mouth breathers.

by Must Love Chest Hair December 19, 2017