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Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
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Breaded chicken

When you getting head, dip your wet cock in the sand
After getting head on the beach, i gave myself a breaded chicken
by Captainsquid1 October 23, 2019
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Breakedge Kid

kids who encourage drinking, casual sex, and drugs, and reject the self-righteous bullshit of sXe kids
"Hey nick, wanna drink tonight?"

"nah man, I'm straighedge"

"thats pretty gay, have some vodka and stop sucking dick in the circle pits"

"ok, I'll stop being so lame and drink a little, plus theres this wicked hot slut that offered to have butt sex with me beneath the staircase at school"

"thats what I'm talking about, now you're a breakedge kid!"
by captain breakedge May 6, 2008
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breaded chicken cutlet

when a man and woman are having sex on a beach and the guy pulls out, sticks his shaft in the sand, and shoves it back into the girl
"my boyfriend gave me a breaded chicken cutlet yesterday"
by romeo1199 December 26, 2012
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Breaded Bread

A newly formed religion inspired by Jebus Crust. The Mediums have translated his holy text onto slices of bread and documented it. The religion has been passed down for generations and has now resurfaced.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I believe in breaded bread.
Person 1: Wow. I have more respect for you now.
by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021
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breaded chicken filet

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, the male should wait untill the girl is really wet so his penis is moist aswell. Once it's fully covered in moist the male quickly withdraws his penis from the vagina and rolls it through the beach sand. Then the man quickly enters the vagina with his sandy penis giving her the experience of showing a breaded chicken filet up her vagina.
I totally gave a chick the breaded chicken filet last night!
by Cptn Breaded Chicken January 23, 2016
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breaded chicken sandwhich

n. the act of coating a penis with sand just before penetration during intercourse. most commonly performed on beaches.
"Oh man I just dipped my dick in the sand and stuffed right back in the girl like a breaded chicken sandwhich!"
by mangot December 11, 2006
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