Color Me Brad

A mixed drink that consists of Smirnoff, Moscato wine and whiskey

I had three color me brads last night and I got so drunk that I fell down the stairs.

by Jewn January 2, 2014

Breed With Me Ladies

Breed With Me Ladies

Breed With Me Ladies

by BreedWithMeLadies July 30, 2017

let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.

Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...

Invincible:...

by collegegrappler December 24, 2023

give me a break

Take it easy on me. cut me some slack

"The accident wasn't my fault, so give me a break."

by jabbablaz January 13, 2014

gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse

when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

You Can’t break up with me

When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”

Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me”

by I love you 2109 October 10, 2019

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

by Miss JRD July 28, 2012