Baylored

1) The act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. The person then scares the hell out of you merely by their presence.

2) The act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.

(1) Shane and Matt get in their car to go to Scott's.....

as they arrive

Matt: "BAYLOR!!!! When the Hell did you get here?"

Shane runs scared

(2) Alex: "Baylor, how did you find that website?"
Baylor: "Uhh, I snuck up behind you and looked at your screen."
Alex: "Eff I've been Baylored"

by WPDNF 2 January 21, 2008

Braylon Hatcher

Braylon Hatcher is usually a run of the mill asshole who will treat you wrong. If you ever meet a Braylon Hatcher do not trust them and steer away.

Stay away from that guy he is such a Braylon Hatcher

by 313detroitmichigan May 22, 2022

Baylor University

I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's basketball but even that's a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF class made. And mandatory Chapel? What is this, communism? It's ok though I guess; I only came here to find a spouse; however it's harder than I thought with the visitation hours being 1 pm to 6 pm every day, so I just date one hall at a time. I go to Baylor, where a silver Accord is actually considered the nicest car driven by a faculty member and the ghetto-est car driven by a student. I am a Bear.

I wanted to be a frat star so I joined Baylor University.

by BaylorGuy January 11, 2009

Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Braylon

queer

Braylon is so queer

by babelon November 25, 2021

Braylon Jackson

A kid saying "Westside, we ride!" And probably playing Pokemon: Sword with a kid named Dhruv, Owen, and Hayden. Also plays basketball.

Braylon Jackson: "Westside, we ride!"
Dhruv: "EASTSIDE, WE RIDE!"

by Westside_we_ride January 28, 2020

Braylon J

Braylon is a shy,nice,and quiet person. He really don’t like talking to people but if people talk to him he’ll talk back. He isn’t the best in big crowds he will get nervous fast. He has some friends and he tries his best to stay friends with them. Not the best person for a relationship but it “might” be worth a try. But after Braylon may not be the best person to talk to but you should give it a try.

Person 1:Why is Braylon J always quiet

Person2: Braylon J will talk to you if you talk to him

by BrxyBrxy December 16, 2021