brandon

the most hottest, finest, cutest, bestest guy in the world. when people see him walk past, they stare. he's tall, and has a deep voice, and will look you straight in the eye for a solid 5 seconds. he has colored hair, and is an absolute god.

person:did you see that boy in the hall?
girl:yeah.. his name is brandon

by banana teehee November 19, 2021

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a big headed boy that’s stubborn and loves his car

brandon loves jessica 🥰

by bloopbleep578 November 24, 2021

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a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.

dont belive a thing brandon says

brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.

girl: i love you too. :)

girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!

girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???

brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.

brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.

so he goes around and plays other girl.

brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!

by baby h September 02, 2008

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