Bhandarism

Believing the most ridiculous of conspiracy theories and spreading them among your colleagues

Hey did you know he believes in bhandarism

by The all knowing eye of urban February 5, 2026

The Branard Theory

The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.

Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!

by omg_penguin September 3, 2013

nipple bandaids

Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.

“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”

by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020

x...bl.ck_bandaids...x

The prettiest person ever.Like I love them sm.

Someone:Hey do you know x...bl.ck_bandaids...x?
Me:Yeah!I love their vids!!!They are so cool!!!

by I_Love_Fnaf April 29, 2021