brainkakke

When your mind is blown by multiple things at the same time.

While watching an 80s music video you are surprised to see your Mom was a background dancer. She then passionately kisses the lead singer, who you know as your "Uncle" Matt.

OR

Jimmy's seizure was induced by brainkakke after he ate pop rocks and watched the music video for Queen's "I Want to Break Free" at the same time. His body was not ready.

by Zaminguez November 28, 2011

braincarjuice

To leave someone in the dark and no go back to them

YO DOG THAT DAY WAS OFF OF THE CHAIN HIP HOP GANGSTER FOR SURE BRAINCARJUICE

by JBARKASPARK November 10, 2012

braintard

a very foolish person.

Braintards cannot do well in exams.

by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013

brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.

I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!

by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017

brainfart

When you say or do something stupid, your brain has had a brainfart.

Person A: Hey, switch on the TV, this show is annoying.
Person B: Switch it ON?
Person A: No, I meant off... I had a brainfart.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

brainspark

When one person says a word and at the exact same time another person says the same word you would say brainspark. If you both say brainspark at the same time too then you say brainspark 3 times.

If one person says apple and another says apple at the same time you would say brainspark

by Awesome girl911 January 16, 2017

braineack

Smarty pants

My little braineack is so smart.

by Curly-Head October 30, 2013