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bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008
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Braedon

Coolest guy around has a swag when he walks into a room. Doesn’t care what anybody thinks of him and doesn’t put up with anything. Braedon has all the ladies over him and is the hottest guy in school. All the guys call him a stud and he is always the smartest kid in the school. Braedon is one of the kindest and sweetest human beings out there and is always willing to help others. He has received 5 noble piece prizes and has never bragged once. Braedon is just a cool guy to be around.
Did you see Braedon the other night on TV yeah he is so hot I want to be his girlfriend

That guy is such a Braedon he has all the ladies over him
by Lavar Ball = Goat June 15, 2018
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Braedon

Smells like Danny Devito and Shrek. He goes around the class yelling “SKSKSKSKKSK. AND I OOP”. Don’t mess with him because he has the power of memes and anime on his side. He thinks that Mr.Krabs is sexy.
Danny dorrrriitttooo” says braedon.
by Kenkenkenohboi November 25, 2019
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dirty braedon

when you cum in your partners belly button and make them drink it like a jelly shot
woah, you gave her a Dirty Braedon!
by Dirtyjamie October 18, 2017
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braesen

Braesen is a very hot person with a good personality. Gets all the ladies with his big dick. He is also very smart.
Wow who ever has Braesen is lucky he’s hot.
by Michael Smtihh November 23, 2021
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jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
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Braedon

Absolutely amazing to guy to be around. Will light up your world and always be there for you. Make sure to listen to what he says and follow his advice because he’s almost always right. Braedons the best boyfriend in the world, and if you have a braedon you’re so lucky. He’s hot asf and he knows how to make you feel loved. He may seem crazy but he’s a hopeless romantic and is the best friend you could ever have. You find a braedon you better keep him forever
I don’t know what I’d do without Braedon
by Itsss me November 13, 2020
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