boyf mate

A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'

Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?

he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.

oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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Boyf

A sneaky contraction of fuck boy. It's just switched around so people don't get upset.
Boyf, she did not do that. We all know you're lying
by Tonald Dump January 14, 2016
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boyf

A word for when you have a boyfriend who is a little gay.
I heard her boyf gets complimented by men more than she does!
by Liulii August 22, 2022
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boyf

your designated boytoy with no commitment on your part. more than one is encouraged.
"I miss my boyf"
"which one?"
by waffelluver69 January 31, 2022
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boyfs

platonic boyfriends

its just bromance but softer wording
theyre such boyfs
by BackTo2004Please June 23, 2021
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