tooth bouquet

Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.

1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?

2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?

by Left Coast November 27, 2007

Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

Mexican Bouquet

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Atlanta Bouquet

When someone leaves a heater on a car's windshield.

Trent went out to the parking lot to go home for the evening. As he fumbled for his keys he detected a distasteful odor. Looking around to determine the origin of the foul stench, he realized that someone had left him an Atlanta Bouquet.

by rooster haymaker July 16, 2009

loves bouquet

flowers themselves hold so much love and beauty, while one persons love for another is the most beautiful thing to naturally exist. ‘loves bouquet’ symbolizes all the love that is given in a beautiful form such as flowers.

“loves bouquet”

by loves bouquet February 21, 2022

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is what you have when you are surrounded by a group of foine, well-built, well-dressed, good-smellin', Jedi-hot, dreamy, wickedly smart, witty, talented, handy, willing to please men that all want YOU.

1. Candy looked around and suddenly realized that she had a tasty Man Bouquet at her disposal.

2. This dress is gonna attract me some serious Man Bouquet tonight.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 2, 2009

Man Bouquet

A man bouquet is a term often used by less a than virtuous female when referring to the fact she has a choice of men to sleep with and/or buy her tangible objects. Some members of the bouquet may be used for both sex and profit while others may find themselves used strictly for sex or alternatively strictly for profit.

1. My love life is great, I have a man bouquet to pick from.

2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!

by idoit4civilization July 8, 2012