bork

A person who is both a berk and a dork

Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.

by Sophizzle1 March 13, 2014

bork

the sound made when tooting in a bathtub

you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.

by Trav-dog August 5, 2008

bork

1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.

Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.

by PatBB April 25, 2006

bork

bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.

he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness

by The Chadwick December 7, 2006

bork

Verb.
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.

Dude, I totally borked that chick last night!

Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?

Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.

by Captain Yossarian December 28, 2005

bork

The ancient language of the almighty majestic doggo. To bork is a privelege one must cherish.

"DUDE I JUST GOT TO BORK WITH A MAJESTIC DOGGO!!!!".

by Leeroy Wordkins September 20, 2017

bork

Although confused to be a mixture of beef and pork sometimes; a word that means everything. Usually used as an exclamintation.

What the bork?;
Bork bork bork!;
A borker is one who borks.

by blackorchids July 18, 2003