boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

by _kris10 May 2, 2015

boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

bergin it

Means to wait until the last possible minute to do a major assignment and then staying up all night (sometimes 2 nights) to finish. It then involves falling asleep in every class as a result; it is the pinnacle of procrastinatory achievement.

Man, was Ben bergin it last night or just too bored to stay awake?

by themaskeddefiner November 18, 2009

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

boring

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.

Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.

by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019

Mud Bogging

1 event in the rednek olympics consisting of vehicles going through mud holes

im going mud bogging to see how powerful my truck is

by Brandon Spence August 30, 2003