Final Stage of Boredom

The stage of boredom when you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You have already typed in the keyboard forwards, backward and up to down from left to right. So, why not put them together you think. Wow. You must be really bored.

John: I went to the final stage of boredom today.
Nikki: Wowza.

by Duffy101 April 4, 2017

boredom

What you are probably suffering from if you are reading this definition.

What I am currently suffering from.

A stint of boredom caused me to hit the random but at urbandictionary.com for two hours.

Boredom is boring (so is this definition.)

I'm not a funny person. Bleh.

by stop or my mom will shoot January 26, 2005

children of bodom

An awesome band who totally rule the universe...literally....

man children of bodom rule, and thats all i have to say about that...

by pezz June 27, 2003

Boredom

Learning how to conjugate verbs in French class. Or any foreign language class.

French class is so fucking boring it makes me want to kill myself out of boredom!

by shadowwings October 26, 2011

Bodomized

Going to a Children of Bodom concert and getting extremely drunk and end up thrashing out.

My friends and I went to a Children of Bodom concert and got totally bodomized.

by Deadnight Warrior February 20, 2010

Boredom Crush

(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.

For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.

Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"

Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"

by Brainzo and Debbie Does Malice September 1, 2009

boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005