bonad

Another synonym for dollars, or much like the colloquials 'ducat, coin, scrilla, bones' and others of similar ilk.

1. We were staking up our bonads from the floor to the ceiling.

2. Damn, that costs nearly fifty bonads.

by MC Ducats n' Buckets February 24, 2005

Bansari

A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.

"I met a Bansari a million lives ago. What I wouldn't give to find her right now, in this one."

by aghoraa December 17, 2019

bonaphile

An adult human who takes part in sexual activities with a child between the ages of 16-17, before the child is a bona fide adult. Similar to a pedophile, but with the very oldest of the illegal age group.

Chris is a bonaphile, did you hear? Ewww.. at least he’s not a pedophile. I’m glad there are two words to separate this unlawful act into age categories.

by bkbigwordwriter September 18, 2020

bonap

Verb.

To bonap is to debo, gank, hustle, swindle, gyp, or otherwise disrespect another right to their face.

Through history many men have had their frech fries bonapped by their girlfriends.

Customarily cocaine is bonapped when shared openly.

Bratty kids often bonap toys from each other. However a bonap can be executed with out crying," mine"

That bum just bonapped a dollar out of me.

by zachreythomas November 9, 2014

Bona Fide

Legit, thorough, true

yo, am bona fide when it comes to hustlin son!

by Shar August 29, 2004

bonsai

The ad that comes up everytime somebody goes on urban dictionary to look up something. Comes in on the middle of the page most of the time.

For men, for women, bonsai sandals. The coolest sandals on the block. (not)

by bladezguy December 9, 2008

Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.

Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

by Bubba Riverwood June 13, 2010