Bon Jovi 

New Jersey-based glam metal band. They aren't the most adventurous musicians, but hey, neither were AC/DC, and they still sound good. One of the few bands made up of nice guys to be still called metal. Their lineup is basically the same after 20 years, there have been no arrests, no pyrotechnics disasters (see Metallica and Great White), no stadium riots (see Guns n' Roses), no trips to rehab (see Ozzy Osbourne), no car crashes that killed other rock stars (see Motley Crue). Also, for some reason I can't understand, I can't imagine them being from anywhere but New Jersey. All in all, a solid band with a good career. Unquestioned masters of the power ballad.

Axl Rose was definitely the better frontman than Jon Bon Jovi, but there's no question about which one I'd rather get hang out with.

Bon Jovi by jonzo the weasel September 12, 2006

Bon Jovi 

Bon Jovi is the best band ever known to man kind. They have been going strong for 25 years. and are still at the top of the charts. They are the best live bands, and have so many amazing cds. Every song of their's is amazing. Jon has an amazing voice. and so doees the rest of the band. Richie is the best guitarist out there. Tico keeps a beat like no other. and David went to julliard for piano. They have created some of the best bass lines ever.

Bon jovi is the only band ever to win a rock grammy for best song AND a country grammy for best song. They've sold over 120 million albums. And are a huge success around the whole entire world. They always sell out concerts, and has created the best song ever in living on a prayer. They have many amazing power ballads including "bed of roses" "i'll be there for you" and "always"
their music touches the heart, and these legends will live on for ever.

Bon Jovi is the most amazing band ever.

Bon Jovi by lppodd12 June 17, 2008

bon jovi 

A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.

-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.

bon jovi by jpbdfreemo July 12, 2006

Bon Jovi 

Bon Jovi is an American rock band that formed in 1983, and have continued to rock girls socks off since with their jaw dropping music.

As a side note, they are far more talented than One Direction, and always will be.

*woooah, livin' on a prayer*

"Pwoaah! Actual music! Who sings this?"

"Bon Jovi, mate."

Bon Jovi by TheLostUnicorn07 October 6, 2012

Bon Jovi 

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band

I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi by Oral Anul November 1, 2021

Bon Jovi 

Instead of saying bon voyage say bon jovi.

I'm away to the shop.
Ok mate, bon jovi

Bon Jovi by blueMiller December 18, 2021

Bon Jovi 

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

Bon Jovi by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022