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Blapish

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...
I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....
by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021
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bonap

Verb.

To bonap is to debo, gank, hustle, swindle, gyp, or otherwise disrespect another right to their face.

Through history many men have had their frech fries bonapped by their girlfriends.

Customarily cocaine is bonapped when shared openly.

Bratty kids often bonap toys from each other. However a bonap can be executed with out crying," mine"
That bum just bonapped a dollar out of me.
by zachreythomas November 9, 2014
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Sepa la Bola

Latinos say that to mean "I haven't the faintest idea" or "I don't know" La Bola simply means everyone or a group of people or the general public; so to say "Only the people know" is a take off of "Only God knows". It means that it is unknown or I don't know.
How long is this rain going to last? Por cuanto va a durar este lluvia? "Sepa le Bola" "nobody knows. Sepa la bola
by V65Magna1 November 8, 2011
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blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
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Boolap

A spicy curry dish, originally from Sheffield. This dish will almost certainly blow your shitter into next week. Order with a side of yoghurt.
Jonathan: "Do you fancy a curry?"
Max: "Yer lets get Danny round and see if he can handle a chicken boolap!"
by Mr1909 September 19, 2011
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Fear-Bola

is an airborne disease that spreads through conversation, entering your brain through your ears. It is so contagious that some victims have contracted it by simply seeing images and videos about Ebola. Once inside your body, Fear-bola attacks the part of the brain responsible for rational thinking
Mel Robbins- Did you hear how many hypochondriac people caught Fear-Bola so far?
Joe American - No, but I think I have Fear-Bola!!!!
by DR.Rational October 20, 2014
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Booty blap

Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.
Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!
by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015
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