The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
Get the cock blocked by oprah mug.The act of being killed. Having been the victim of a homicide. An action where a target falls prey to a street level assassination which is commonly carried out with a high powered fire arm.
by Eugene Arthur Mamet November 11, 2007
Get the bucked down mug.An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.
by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011
Get the Brocked mug.When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009
Get the shit blocked mug.When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.
by k3fernan May 31, 2010
Get the Cloth blocked mug.similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.
Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"
Blaze: .........
Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
Blaze: .........
Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
by dominickers October 7, 2011
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