Swamp Boating

To motor boat someones ass. This is a high risk activity and should not be performed at random.

I got drunk and spent the night swamp boating girls asses. Now my face smells like ass and is covered in what I am hoping is chocolate.

by The REAL Screg May 21, 2010

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

motor boating

Sticking your face between a ladys fun bags and blowing hard allowing the boobies to wobble on your cheeks.

I went motor boating with the missus last night.

by MrAsh December 30, 2005

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Boktai

A kick-ass series of games for the GBA that use sunlight to incinerate vampires and ghouls. There's a solar sensor built into the cartridge that gathers sunlight from the real world and turns it into energy in the game.
Boktai is sadly underrated and relatively unknown, even though it is the most awesome game ever. One reason why it's not so popular is because a lot of gamers are afraid of sunlight, which is a stupid reason to not buy the game. You can always buy a UV lamp, for goodness' sake. Losers.
However, if one goes to /v/ on 4chan and posts a picture from the game, almost everyone there will recognize it.

"Man, Boktai is such an awesome game! Let's have a Boktai thread, /v/!"
"BOKTAI, HECK YEAH!"

by MorriganA February 5, 2009

Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

by wakingrooster August 5, 2010