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Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh
Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021
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An extremely dangerous and stupid internet challenge created by an unknown group on Russian social media websites around the middle of 2010s. It presented itself as a fun internet game that the so-called "curators" would put in their status saying "I want to play a game with you"
To enter the game, a player would have to give their info away to the curator, who would then task them to download their app and then complete a simple and remotely innocent task, like watching a horror movie. Every task had to be provided with photo or video proof of completion.
As the game progressed, the tasks would get progressively more difficult in brutal, for instance carving a drawing of a whale in their forearm with a razor, with the later challenges being things like "getting rid" of a pet or breaking a limb and making it look like an accident to not raise suspicion.
On day 50, the player would be given their final task - deleting all the messages between them and the curator and taking their own life. By that point (or even earlier) if the player refused to do the task and/or wanted to quit the game, they would be threatened that their parents would be murdered if they quit, since the curators had all of the player's information. Those threats were completely baseless and wouldn't lead anywhere, but kids truly believed it and did what was requested.
The blue whale challenge is proof that we are devolving as a species. So much for all the work done in space exploration, innovation and scientific breakthroughs….
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When someone's "blowhole" is plugged with penis, the individual turns blue due to lack of oxygen and starts to thrash and punch (that is to say "wail") until they are dead. Often times this is done when one person using unethical/criminal hypnosis (aka hypnotism) hypnotizes a target that they otherwise would not be able to bed, or heavier set women. The air escaping the body after would have kind of a whale sound to it.
"We hypnotized this chick and we got her to organize and have a raffle to determine which one of us gets to blue whale her, her family's been invited and they're excited to attend because she's been isolating lately and they're really supportive of her and happy to see her doing something social."
by Cantbetruertryesay December 21, 2025
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BlueWhale or its more common name derived from the latin term "aronus fattius", was used by early 18th century settlers to divide the community into a fittness catagory strongly supported by darwins theory of survival of the fittest. Thus all blue whales were excluded from the community in order to filter out those who were ruining the october harvet through the mass consumption of crops.
by steve November 1, 2004
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