Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
by darrenwilsonisinnocent November 27, 2014
by Dan171717 April 12, 2017
Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "
by Friday1337 March 14, 2017
National Blowjob Day
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
by Beronica johnstein January 18, 2020
by blowjobmaster 23 April 11, 2019
The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 06, 2010
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009