Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Game Blover

while playing a video game your girlfriend is also giving a blowjob.

Damn i just lost my kill steak thanks to my game blover.

by imhungryy October 26, 2010

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

reef blower

"Spongebob Squarepants" version of a leaf blower.

"Playing with a reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

American leaf blower

When she's huffing and puffing the hair out of her face after a session of prone bone.

Guy 1: "Yo, I'm gonna have Ashley doing the American leaf blower on prom night."
Guy 2: "Bet."

by DatGoy1945 April 24, 2019

Clown Blower

One who consistently and prominently displays a "white o-ring" around one's mouth after brushing one's teeth. Thus, it appears that one has sucked a circus clown's white-face-painted penis.

Han brushed his teeth and, failing to rinse the excessive toothpaste from his mouth, formed a white ring of paste residue surrounding his lips. It looked like Han had just finished giving Bozo the beloved-white-face-painted Clown a mean BJ. Han was a clown blower.

by Getinda Kayj-Bich April 23, 2008

blower

A telephone

I've got Arnie on the blower, and he wants to come over.

by balbulican February 27, 2004