Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap

who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?

by breadhasnotaste May 23, 2018

Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 7, 2011

Hyperlink Blocked

This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S Hyperlink Blocked.

by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.

omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009