Blobbin’

Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air.

I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony.

by Not Jerry Moore from Ohio. December 20, 2020

Blobbing

The act of dropping semen out of a pipette onto another persons face.

Maybe try spice up your marriage with some blobbing.

by LucasTheMucas April 28, 2021

Blobbin'

"The act of buying desserts for 10, when you're only one

"New Week, New Blobbin'"

by Blobbin' Bakery February 8, 2022

Blobbin'

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

by ObviousCow August 28, 2022

Bloobling

Bloobling- A 4 year old creature created by JackTSM, Commonly found within the Matt Rose discord server.
A very cute little guy.

“ That bloobling looks so innocent and wholesome! “

by sawdust4 July 4, 2023

Bobbling

another word for chatting like you just saying that you ain’t fr

Max why you bobbling you know you ain’t abt that😂😂

by big lack December 26, 2023

Blobbing

When two men press their scrotums together after - akin to scissoring for lesbians.

After blowing all over his arse, Craig and i did a bit of blobbing to soak up the spunk.

by Jimmydeeeeee May 11, 2025