When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
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omg whats up with all these guys being increasingly gay and creepy?! what is it like fag blooming season or something?
by MIA69 November 22, 2011
Get the fag blooming mug.Guy 1: dude WTF my dog just walked by me and made me die.
Guy 2: quit your video blaming you just suck.
Guy 2: quit your video blaming you just suck.
by Peter J. and Jack W. October 15, 2010
Get the video blaming mug.Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's.
Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today?
Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.
Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.
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Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.
Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.
Alex: "Brosef Stalin... check out this definition I found while broaming."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."
by kyleandalexaregay November 26, 2009
Get the broaming mug.Victim blaming is blaming the victim for a crime they didn't commit. Victim blaming is being blamed for somebody else's actions.
Think of victim blaming as when someone's raped, they (police, judge, counselor, whoever) always ask the victim what they were wearing, how they were wearing it, etc.
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