bluffer

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

by toohot2trotpair July 26, 2009

BIFFER

A person with Borderline Intellectual Functioning. Did not finish school. Fancies underage girls/boys. Not stupid enough be in care, but not smart enough to do much else except get in trouble.

The new kids in the rural skills program were all biffers sent out to teach dogs how to jump over fences, but really it was the dogs that were going to do the teaching.

by M. Willybottom April 17, 2018

Biffer

another word for "best friend"

sam is my biffer, but he likes anus.

by peanut January 18, 2005

biffer

The act of shoving a large pole, preferably a baseball bat, up one of a women's 3 holes, mouth ass or vagina.

Dude, did you biffer her yet?

by kazels June 3, 2008

biffers

extension of BFF, syn: BFF, besties

Catherine and I are biffers.

by mudpiesmama December 20, 2008

blaffers

Back tits

Some huge bitch popped out of the river and all we saw were her ginormous blaffers... Thank god!

by Fat ass back tits April 25, 2014

Biffer sniffer

Someone who farts while bathing and bites the bubbles

That freaktard is a real biffer sniffer

by Dertwad July 5, 2016