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smack my bitch up

a statement of no meaning whatsoever, just like everything Kool Keith says.
"laserguided planetary electronic hydroponic robot sonic, smack my bitch up"
"whatchu talkin bout keith?"
by shahin badar October 19, 2006
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bitch it up

(v.) To scratch, ding, bend, scuff, or otherwise cause damage to a precious object.
"Sure, I'll let you borrow my car. But I just had it waxed, so don't bitch it up."
by Magikid September 2, 2009
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Smack my bitch up

To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).

Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.

Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
by Wayan October 27, 2007
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smack my bitch up

It just means "modify my car."
by Janky Rolo April 11, 2005
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National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”
by Shanghugh October 21, 2020
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Bitch Me Up

A statement of distress and personal frustration. Use this at only the most dire and mentally straining moments.

Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.
Eg ( Ahh man, this is a bitch me up!) or in the act of a bitch me up. ( Stop bitching me up please oh pretty please!)
by TungGone October 17, 2020
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Fire it up bitch

Guy1: Brendon said he will fight you after school.
Guy2: Well then, fire it up bitch!
by PanicerAF January 18, 2017
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