Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.
My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
by Sokennethwasall December 24, 2007
Get the My Bitchmug. 
by im with dumbass -> May 15, 2009
Get the My Bitchmug. A phrased used by the female rapper "Nicki Minaj" which means she basically birthed the other rap girls and shes showing them how its done.
"Yall ain't gotta tell me about some negative shit someone said about me, cause all these bitches is my sons, I show them how to do this".
"All these bitches is my sons, and Imma go and get some bibs for em, couple formals little pretty lids on em, If i had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on em".
"All these bitches is my sons, and Imma go and get some bibs for em, couple formals little pretty lids on em, If i had a dick, I would pull it out and piss on em".
by Cirocwave March 28, 2011
Get the all these bitches is my sonsmug. The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.
(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.
(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.
by whit-tastic January 1, 2009
Get the bitch stole my fishmug. it’s a fucking line that nicki AKA the queen of rap use for all her bitches cause all of you her sons.
The barbz with you nicki cause only bitches is your sons
The barbz with you nicki cause only bitches is your sons
On did it on em she said a beautiful thing :«
All these bitches is my sons and I’ma go and get some bibs for em a couple formulas , little pretty lids on em if I had a dick à will pull it out and piss on em »
All these bitches is my sons and I’ma go and get some bibs for em a couple formulas , little pretty lids on em if I had a dick à will pull it out and piss on em »
by ITS A FUCKING BARB February 23, 2021
Get the ALL THESE BITCHES IS MY SONSmug. by Pnutt51 January 17, 2009
Get the Bitch took my fish mug.