Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

bitchiness

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.

"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."

by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

Bitchipline

(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.

(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.

Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."

Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."

by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011

drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you

I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.

by ohmypuddin July 29, 2004

Bitching Out

When you release all the tension built up by dealing with humans and their questionable actions.

"Watch out Becky, Megan is seriously bitching out right now".

by isuckgluten September 16, 2021

belly aching and bitching

to bitch and whine excessively over something in an annoying way

my ex girlfriend does nothing but belly aching and bitching since we broke up

by bluebear December 14, 2020

Bitchidus

Used to describe a person that bitch runs in the family and that is now encoded into their gene's.

That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.

by tps32 March 10, 2008