Bassetted

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position

-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

rootedfailclassicmoronicshame

by NZB January 19, 2014

Aiden bassett

Aiden Bassett is a cheater and liar. He’s also a pussy #shoutouttopinecone

Aiden Bassett like to suck monkeys butts.

by Sydneycruz July 30, 2022

Ryan Bassett

A man who drives around London in a Taxi cab known as the “Fake Taxi”, who fucks women in exchange for a free ride. You know its him if you get in his taxi as he asks “ Where’d you wanna go luv”.

I just saw your mam with Ryan bassett in his taxi riding around Croydon

by ThoidTheMeatHead February 7, 2019

massimo bossetti

Often called Max, is an Italian bricklayer from Mapello in Bergamo.
A workaholic, dedicated to his work and family.

Me: OMG, you're such a massimo bossetti
You: Thanksss <3 liberate mio fratello max!

by not_a_drug_addict November 23, 2021

Jacoby Brissett

#7 quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, backup to the sexual offender Deshaun Watson. He’s the greatest backup of all time, don’t even try to dispute it.

YOU: Did you see that crazy Jacoby Brissett pass?
ME: Yes I did, he’s the greatest backup of all time.

YOU: Damn right he is.

by tonybradleyfans November 28, 2022

Bassett Hound Face

A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.

"Dude did you tap that?"

"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."

by Shunt343 May 16, 2013

Bassett

A small town located in southern Virginia which has been robbed of many jobs due to the moving of the textile factories. Overlooked because of it's small population and lack of entertainment, Bassett is home to an extremely awesome high school-Bassett High School.

"I live in Bassett!"
"Never heard of it."
"It's right below Martinsville."
"Oh, like as in Martinsville Speedway?"
"Yeah"

by atykay July 6, 2008