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An answer to give when someone asks you if you know of a certain celebrity, or general VIP, but in all honesty you're clueless. A nearly desperate way to salvage some cool about not being in the know.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga single yesterday?

Person B: Nope . . . whoever she is, she doesn't come to my birthday parties.

Person A: What a surprise.
by boustrophedonik June 23, 2010
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Birthday After Party

The after party of a birthday including the birthday participant and the birthday participants friends. Usually an invitation to this kind of party means that you are a close friend/lover of the opposite sex and are most likely in for a long night. Many a time have boys received invitations to after birthday parties and have come out different men, due to the wild/craziness of the sex.
Papa Johns: Yo steve, how was the birthday party?
Steve: The party was insane, I was invited to the birthday after party and now I am a changed man.
by Ventus123 October 20, 2010
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Jeff: UwU
Boiz: let's get him " start's to beat up Jeff"
Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party, everyone starts laughing
by Goodstuff123 September 14, 2021
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Golden Birthday Party

Golden Birthday parties originated in the 60's. Typically performed by groups of young adults while intoxicated in some form, the person who is celebrating the Birthday is surrounded in a circle by their best mates and is urinated on for 30 seconds, hence the name Golden Birthday Party. The idea originated from Golden Showers and the other term Golden Birthday in combination.
It's Jaquavis' Birthday today, I can't wait until we give him his Golden Birthday Party, been holding in this pee all day!
by Hornicolopop October 4, 2018
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a resemblance of a person not wanting you to his/her birthday party. being mean or disrespectful to a person may cause this to happen.
person 1: you suck!
person 2: im not inviting you to my birthday party
by webinterprise November 5, 2020
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Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.
We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.
by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025
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